Salome. 24. Female pronouns. NYC/Colorado/geography is confusing. Death fetishist. May actually be Hannibal Lecter. Career goal: to confuse as many boners as possible.

30th August 2014

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LIFE UPDATE: I am moving back to NYC on September 19th. For a bit of time there I won’t have my computer, but then I should be back to a normal state of updating and perhaps even back to gifmaking like I’ve been saying I would for months for heavens sake. At any rate, I’ll be a much happier Salome. 

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28th August 2014

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knifepics:

My grandfather's butcher knives by mycathumps

knifepics:

My grandfather's butcher knives by mycathumps

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26th August 2014

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One of my coworkers said he’d have sex with Eva Green even if he knew she was going to kill him after. I aspire to be that hot.

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20th August 2014

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tacogrande:

SWEET LORD

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18th August 2014

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loveyourcrookedneighbour:

when someone’s all “oh BDSM like spanking and blind folds right?”

And you’re just all “nah dog like me getting a boner in a hardware store looking at hammers and crowbars.”

SO REAL

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8th August 2014

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erotichorror:

All I want in the world right now is to beat the shit out of some cute boy. Don’t know where this weirdly heteronormative urge came from but I need it like I need a hole in my head. 

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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8th August 2014

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nbchannibal:

harpsichordian:

mresundance:

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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So done with all of you.

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7th August 2014

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All I want in the world right now is to beat the shit out of some cute boy. Don’t know where this weirdly heteronormative urge came from but I need it like I need a hole in my head. 

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3rd August 2014

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My dash is full of Chris Evans today. Perfect.

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28th July 2014

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I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but I just wanted to write you all a quick note to let you know that watching Maniac with my brother was a mistake. That is all.

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