Salome. 24. Female pronouns. NYC/Colorado/geography is confusing. Death fetishist. May actually be Hannibal Lecter. Career goal: to confuse as many boners as possible.

28th July 2014

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I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but I just wanted to write you all a quick note to let you know that watching Maniac with my brother was a mistake. That is all.

Tagged: personalfamilymaniacthat ending though

15th July 2014

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10th July 2014

Question

riverwordsounds said: you liked or reblogged a picture that I am the model in and it made my day, so thank you!

You are very welcome! I am really curious which one now…haha.

Tagged: asksriverwordsoundspictures

7th July 2014

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CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY TIME →

Let’s do this. Password: murther

If you are seeing this: the game is over. Thanks for playing! It’ll happen again someday I’m sure. :)

Tagged: personalcards against humanityjoin us

6th July 2014

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Well, I just spent the last bit of my morning scrubbing boy blood off the kitchen floor. Hydrogen peroxide foams on contact and it’s really, really cool. Felt more like a science experiment than cleaning.

Yes, he was a cutie. No, he’s not dead…haha, just gone. One of the kids who was staying with me cut himself this morning on the way out the door. I volunteered to do cleanup…because of reasons. 

Seriously, it was everywhere. A little really goes a long way when it comes to blood.

Tagged: personalgod i'm terrifyingbloodcleaningthey're gone nowwhich means i get my room back soon

5th July 2014

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Hello! I am so sorry I have been MIA for the last little bit…but my computer is currently in my parents’ room…and so doing this sort of blogging is rather out of the question. Fortunately, our houseguests will be leaving tomorrow morning, and thus I will be getting my actual bedroom back. Maybe I’ll make you something to make up for my absence. Thanks for your patience, and looking forward to getting back to it!

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27th June 2014

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dizzleceezy:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

NO

Tagged: personalcelebrity crushthis would be the absolute worst thingfor literally any of my celebrity crushes

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24th June 2014

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Because the world doesn’t need you two conspiring together.
— Delilah, when Salome asked why Mads Mikkelsen was not in her bed

Tagged: personaldelilahmads mikkelsenfacts

24th June 2014

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haanigram:


Mads Mikkelsen, being a very good sport on “Flammen Og Citronen”! [x]

you do what


You little shit.

haanigram:

Mads Mikkelsen, being a very good sport on “Flammen Og Citronen”! [x]

you do what

You little shit.

Tagged: salome gets mad at attractive peoplemads mikkelsenbloodlook at his mouthughi hate himbut likeonly in that i want to have sex with him

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21st June 2014

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Ask me about Edge of Tomorrow and how many boners it gave me.

No don’t. I don’t think I can count high enough.

Tagged: personalit was also just a really great movieedge of tomorrowboners